Well, who am I kidding? This is all over the internet.
Isabel, you're such a retard.
Yours truly,
Isabel.
Sketch:
(c) Isabel, 5-6 April 2010
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06 April 2010
I have an irrational fascination for the army.
Well, who am I kidding? This is all over the internet.
Isabel, you're such a retard.
Yours truly,
Isabel.
Sketch:
(c) Isabel, 5-6 April 2010
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03 April 2010
10th Post
We've made it this far, dudes.
Congrats to us, because this is the farthest we've ever gone with a blog.
Hell to the yes.
Happy early Easter (:
Yours truly,
Isabel.
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Congrats to us, because this is the farthest we've ever gone with a blog.
Hell to the yes.
Happy early Easter (:
Yours truly,
Isabel.
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31 March 2010
Doodling Marchers and Cow Economics
Doodle of the (yester)day.
See if you recognize this from a certain album cover (:
See if you recognize this from a certain album cover (:
Anyway, on to some 'cow economics'. It's pretty old, but I never fail to crack up.
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COW ECONOMICS
From the Facebook group: "This is How Economics Should Be Taught: Cows"
Economic Models Explained Through Cows: 2007 Update
>SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
>COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
>FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
>NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
>BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...
>TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
>SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons
>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
>ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with
nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
>THE ANDERSEN MODEL
You have two cows.
You shred them.
>A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
>A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
>A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
>A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
>A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
>A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
>AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
>A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
>AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....
> AN AFRICAN CORORATION
You have no cows.
You once had one cow which was the result of the entirety of your development aid 10 years ago, but was subsequently stolen by a western corporation/corrupt official/militia/famine.
>AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
>A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
> EXISTENTIALISM (an economic model...?)
You are a cow.
Life is good.
>SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
>COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
>FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
>NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
>BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...
>TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
>SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons
>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
>ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with
nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
>THE ANDERSEN MODEL
You have two cows.
You shred them.
>A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
>A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
>A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
>A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
>A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
>A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
>AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
>A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
>AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....
> AN AFRICAN CORORATION
You have no cows.
You once had one cow which was the result of the entirety of your development aid 10 years ago, but was subsequently stolen by a western corporation/corrupt official/militia/famine.
>AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
>A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
> EXISTENTIALISM (an economic model...?)
You are a cow.
Life is good.
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Yours truly,
Isabel.
Drawing:
(c) Isabel, 30 March 2010
The inspiration to the drawing:
(c) My Chemical Romance, on the cover of the album "The Black Parade"
Cow Economics:
(c) Facebook Group "This Is How Economics Should Be Taught: Cows."
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&ref=search&gid=4720139193
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30 March 2010
Nihaarka is addicted to our Pacman.
That's right.
Sorry, I haven't posted lately. School's back again.
I hope you miss me.
Yours truly,
Isabel.
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Sorry, I haven't posted lately. School's back again.
I hope you miss me.
Yours truly,
Isabel.
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26 March 2010
Hearttacks
Our small size won't diminish our hearts of gold.
Yours truly,
Isabel.
Photos and Quote:
(c) Isabel, 26 March 2010
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BAHAHA.
Spanish translation: no matter the atmosphere
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm sorry. I find giant people rising up in the middle of the tennis court extremely amusing. I should think that you would too.
OK, on with the day. Pretend you didn't see me being a crazed fan girl.
Yours truly,
Isabel.
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25 March 2010
My addiction to Youtube is so amazing that it shut down on everyone. dammit.
Answer the questions then put them into urbandictionary.com.
1) Name?
Risha
--- Super cute, funny, and makes everyone smile. Can be very hyper but also very sweet.
Risha never fails to make me smile!
But of course(:
2) Your age?
13
--- A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.
Oh well lovely. triskaidekphobia. ahahahahaha.
3) One of your friends?
Mariam
--- usually very pretty and attractive.
Guy #1-dude look, shes such a mariam.
Guy #2-Word braa.
USUALLY. hahahaha. kiddingg. (:
4) What should you be doing?
nothing
--- Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
clearly my favorite word.
5) Favorite color?
Red
--- Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
BAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA.
6) Birthplace?
Taipei
--- Taipei, capital of Taiwan (Republic OF China)
Jeff always gets laid with hot chicks when he comes back to Taipei.
Oh hey thurr Jeff.
7) Birth month?
May
--- may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"
DAM STRAIGHT.
8)Last person you talked to?
Chris
--- A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
love you fool! (:
9) One of your nicknames?
Rish
--- rich, popular, hot
perfect word to describe me...
Look at that rish kid over there.
Depending on the reader, this is surprisingly accurate :|
1) Name?
Risha
--- Super cute, funny, and makes everyone smile. Can be very hyper but also very sweet.
Risha never fails to make me smile!
But of course(:
2) Your age?
13
--- A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.
Oh well lovely. triskaidekphobia. ahahahahaha.
3) One of your friends?
Mariam
--- usually very pretty and attractive.
Guy #1-dude look, shes such a mariam.
Guy #2-Word braa.
USUALLY. hahahaha. kiddingg. (:
4) What should you be doing?
nothing
--- Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
clearly my favorite word.
5) Favorite color?
Red
--- Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
BAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA.
6) Birthplace?
Taipei
--- Taipei, capital of Taiwan (Republic OF China)
Jeff always gets laid with hot chicks when he comes back to Taipei.
Oh hey thurr Jeff.
7) Birth month?
May
--- may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"
DAM STRAIGHT.
8)Last person you talked to?
Chris
--- A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
love you fool! (:
9) One of your nicknames?
Rish
--- rich, popular, hot
perfect word to describe me...
Look at that rish kid over there.
Depending on the reader, this is surprisingly accurate :|
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